moooooooooooosssssssssse!!!!!!!!

Meet Moose, my friend Pete’s bulldog. Below is a conversation Pete recently posted on Facebook. www.thomaspeipert.com

“A brief transcript of this evening’s walk with my bulldog, Moose.

Woman: That’s a cute thing – is that a dog?
Me: I’m sorry?
Woman: What kind of animal is that? A pig or some kind of goat?
Me: Yes.
Woman: Yes, what?
Me: Yes, he’s a “poat.” Half pig, half goat. “Poat.”
Woman: Did he come from the wild?
Me: No. Brighton….
Woman: Huh. What does he eat?
Me: Injustice.”

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